captainsnoop:

so in the transformers toy sphere there’s these things called “Third Party Toys” where basically…

ok, say a company wants to make a toy of Optimus Prime, but they dont wanna pay anyone money

so they just make a toy of Optimus Prime and call it Steel Leader and they sell it like that

so basically, high-end completely original figures that Legally Only Resemble Optimus Prime Via Pure Coincidence. everyone just kinda accepts that these exist and they buy them like its the most normal thing ever

anyway, since they can’t just call their toy that looks suspiciously like Jazz “Jazz,” they have to come up with a name themselves

and the names are always fabulous

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